About Yemi (Not By Yemi)

That foolish woman, Yemi, has given this one free reign to her blog–login and password–trusts me completely–Mwah-ah-ha!
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What can one say about Yemi? I have known her such a brief time, and already she has revealed herself to be a loving mom, a church-going woman, and a thorn far worse than the one in the lion’s footpad!
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She knew full well I have not been able to get a post out for my OWN blog in over two weeks, and yet she whined and wheedled me–oh, always sweetly, don’t get me wrong, that’s her secret way, like the famous serpent slithering seductively ’round and round Eve’s ankles–to write a post for HER blog. Until that’s exactly what I did!
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Her plan for this blog appears to be to wear down the resistance of every writer she knows by using this same oh-so-innocent
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And what is with that, anyhow? Yemi’s writing is hysterically funny on its own, but here she is, her blog’s paint still wet, resting her own keyboard and playing Tom Sawyer:
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Instead of doing her own work, sitting back in the shade and getting others to do it. She hopes to ride the blog highway on guest posts alone. Faw!! Yemi, Faw!!
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We want to see more posts you’ve written yourself, Missie!!
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And I mean that straight from the heart.
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–Outlier Babe

(Reminder: Only Yemi will see your comments.)
 
 
A NOTE TO SO-CALLED WESTERN READERS
 
You will see many rapidly-flying comment battles-of-wit on Yemi’s blog in a mix of English and non-English.
 
Yemi and her circle of friends, from what I can tell thus far, appear to be as English-fluent as anyone I know, if not more so. Don’t be shy about commenting in English. I am shy only because I am the slow kid on THIS blog’s block.
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21 thoughts on “About Yemi (Not By Yemi)

  1. So, my idol, Outlier Babe concocted and wrote this surreal ‘About’ page on my behalf, dandy isn’t it?! I’ll bet y’all think so too! LMAO!

    If you feel the ‘desperate’ need to reach her, and get your feedbacks across to her in the wake of this cool ‘homage’ she’s ‘painstakingly’ reeled out for me, please ensure to look her up here!

    She rocks oh so much, totally and this right here’s just a tip of the iceberg! Go look her up will y’all, please?! *bunny eyes*

    Thank you so much, y’all are far too kind! MWAH!

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  2. Oh my! this here is one hell of an “About” page! and it can only happen on “Straight from the heart”! to say Yemie is different, unique, special and in a class of her own will be the understatement of the millennium!

    So, Yemie, there can’t be a writer like you, and fortunately, your readers are drunk on your wit and humour, so do not deny them of the words from your glorious fountain. Tone down on the guest posts and give us more of you- at least make your posts and guest posts an equal mix, will you? Thanks!

    I absolutely love OB! she says the dopest things! Kai! I am still mesmerized by this her ‘offering’!

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    • *shell shocked* OMG Doc McDreamy, You’re NOT seriously riding with O.B on this one are you now?! Are you?! You don gon’ broken my heart into a gazillion shreds, and taken my heartbeat from me! *sadfaced*

      Well, am not one to linger in gloom, so I forgive you and I’ll take the ‘Unique’, ‘Different’ and all of those sweet words! Those have more than made up for both your ‘indiscretions’ and you could NEVER do no wrong. My word! *rme* LMAO!

      Thanks a bunch Babycakes, the genesis of my sojourn into this crazy, fun and exciting world of blogging! I remain indebted to you for life, for always! God bless and honor you darl, beyond your wildest dreams, expectations and imaginations IJN, Amen! *bearhugs* LOL

      Regarding mine own original written posts, mind NOT O.B, the guest posts are ONLY tentative in celebration of bloggers I consider exceptional by my standards and particularly because am expected to pass on the torch to other bloggers, being a recipient of the ‘Liebster Award’ of which you happen to be one of four, who bestowed that honor on moi! So you see, there’s really no cause for alarm, O.B’s just goofing off! Typical! *sigh* ROTFLMAO!

      Thanks for always mine dearest, you’re the overall ‘bestest’, the ‘Absolute Best of the Best, and you rock too….PIECES! Plus you know it, yes you do! *winks* Mwah! LMAO!

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    • Nailed me real good ei?! Excuse you?! Perhaps you might care to make clear EXACTLY how this is so…. especially seeing as she DID make mention of a whole lotta stuff! So? *raised eyebrow* LMAO!

      Plus, ahem….thanks a lot for looking in and also for stabbing me in the back! I shan’t forget! Hmf! *laughing*

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  3. She knew full well I have not been able to get a post out for my OWN blog in over two weeks, and yet she whined and wheedled meโ€“oh, always sweetly, donโ€™t get me wrong, thatโ€™s her secret way, like the famous serpent slithering seductively โ€™round and round Eveโ€™s anklesโ€“to write a post for HER blog. THIS IS SO LIKE YOU!!…It is a delight to stick a blade in your back and feel your warm blood staining my hand sis…..You are so welcome…pleasure is all mine….

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    • Oh….THAT! Hahahahahaha! Hang on a minute Swag, so am a ‘schnake’ now huh?….Rich! That DID take you several lifetimes to figure out didn’t it?! Well! Well!! Well!!! What can I say?! Despicable…… me??? *smirks* Bwahahahahahahha!

      And you never told me you’d turned Dracula! Yuck!!! Well, what-E-ver!!! *tongue out* LMAO!

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  4. Outlier Babe probably won’t understand, but I’m so tempted to make an innocuous fist and tell her in pidgin, Babe “oya chop knuckle” for a job well done. ๐Ÿ™‚

    I like this, straight from the heart. Someone sugary is guilty as charged. *picks race*

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    • Hmm…yeah! ‘The wicked runneth, when no man pursueth’, as is written in the Good Book! Bia Joe, who dey chase you ngwa?! Come back here and let’s thrash this out shall we?! Hmf! ROTFLMAO!

      Dunno why y’all are in alliance with Babe, she must have y’all wrapped around her lil finger and I simply dunno what y’all are going on ’bout….clueless! *Yinmu* LMAO!

      Thanks ma ‘Fairy godtibitibi’….for that stab on my….. FACE! Youch, it hurts; but I forgive you and do not hold anything against you! Its a misunderstanding and quit running while you’re at it too, will you?! You’re pretty safe and am NOT a Dracula, a Schnake maybe! I don’t bite….at least, not unless you REALLY want me to….Sssssssssss! Bwahahahahaha! ROTFLMBO!

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      • You’re learning English huh?! ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜ž

        How’s it even possible that he who invented a thing, plays pretend and acts like he doesn’t know?! ๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜‘

        Don’t even get me started Sagely One, I’ll simply just let this one slide! Am plenty sensitive and considerate like that! *tsking* ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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      • Sure! We know how considerate you are, Queen of the ironies! Of course, I am learning jare… can’t you see? See me say waha o! I just glean through your comments and that of your English people and choi! I either run away or pick a new word!

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  5. wow. come in the back door tonight and see all these folk agreeing with me, Yemi. Better getcher story fingers clackin’, steada’ that clever, clever jaw, hon. (RACIN’ away, now!
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    –but not before a high five for Joseph to match his chop knuckle ๐Ÿ™‚ )

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    • Whyever are you scampering off with your furry tails between your fabulous legs Phoenix huh?! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

      Not to worry Sweets, my love for you burns bright REDโค, so ease up Babe; I gat you covered! ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜œ

      Thanks again for doing this for me, you rock too much! Dynamite! ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ’ฃ

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  6. Well done. This really is lovely.

    But Hey! I thought I commented on this! Yemie, did you delete it? Or was it our ever friendly network eating away our best thoughts? Lemme catch whoever it is first… The person will answer to me!

    This was fun, as fun as Outlier and her response to the chopping knuckle was bamn! Maybe I should also chop my knuckle (putting the fist out)… Yemie, see how many of us are clamouring? One day I will learn to write witty posts too, then I will smile… For now, I can only read cute ones like this, celebrate those mentioned and drop a comment saying: ‘Well done. This really is lovely.’

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  7. Ahem Sagely One, are you sure you aint getting senile or sleepwalking?! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜†Hehehe

    You did NOT drop off any comments on this post, I’d have seen and responded to you like duh! Warn yasef o, hmf! ๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜’

    Plus, you DO have more than what it takes to write a witty post; You. Are. The. Sueddie, so quit adorning that modesty garb already; its not flattering on you! Feel me now?! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜†

    Thank you for giving us a pass mark Sire, that means a whole lot to us! Plus, O.B’s an absolute dream, she’s got mad skills and her sense of humour’s to die for….wicked and raucous! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    Thanks again for popping over Sagely One, you totally rock to no end! ๐Ÿ‘โค๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜‰

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    • Hola Vonita! This is a most pleasant surprise! ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™Š Its always nice to see ya on these plains!๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜„

      Thank you so much for making a stop by and and for the tidings too!๐Ÿ‘ฏ๐Ÿ˜™

      Have you and all of yours the absolute ‘bestest’ of ’16 Sweets, you’re deserving of ONLY the best and then some!๐Ÿ˜‰ Shalom! ๐Ÿ˜‡โค๐Ÿ˜ƒ

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